Great Jokes Still Sound The Same

Jewel Has A New Album!


It's called Goodbye Alice In Wonderland.

See ya!

Alice In Wonderland is an amazing film, isn't it? At least Jewel didn't call it Goodbye Care Bears In Wonderland, because then we couldn't be able to proclaim that the album is pretty good!

The best song is the title track, followed by the single Again And Again. We've always sort of liked Jewel, but never really dared say so, after she shushed someone.

HOWEVER - this is officially kicking off our first theme week of the comeback tour - JEWEL WEEK!

Let's start things off with a list hey?

Top 5 Jewel Songs:

1. Foolish Games
2. Hands
3. 2 Become 1
4. Goodbye Alice In Wonderland
5. I Was Meant For You

You Can't Escape My Biology!!


Quite literally!

This time last year, it was all about Popstar Chefs and cooking up a storm in the kitchen with Kaiser Chefs, the Spillers and a whole lot more. However this year it's quite a different trend altogether - Popstar Scientists!

There's not only Girls Aloud with their Biology and Chemistry lessons, there's also the two best new bands this year:

1. The Research


2. We Are Scientists

Again, quite literally!

As is tradition around here, we need to pit them against each other in a battle to discover who are the best Popstar Scientists!

On the one hand, The Research are just as their name suggests, committed to the study of science and its consequences for society. On the otherhand, as THEIR name suggests, We Are Scientists sure are!

The WASs are also as it happens Amazing Detectives. But, that's another post for another time. ALSO - they are Popstar Chefs as well, as they explain in their hit single The Great Eggs Crepe! So they definitely win our hearts!

New Movie News!


As a pretty prolific script writer, I'm always coming up with great ideas for television shows and blockbuster movies. Since the Love Pavilion re-opened recently, I've already been asked many many times, 'what's on the boil at the moment?'


Not least of all:

A new comedy/adventure film staring the Adams brothers! In it, New York based rock superstar Ryan Adams discovers an amazing secret - he has a ginger-haired journalist brother in Melbourne, Australia!

For some (yet-to-be-determined) reason, the brothers have to trade places! It's just like the, Trading Places! Hilarity ensures as Ryan attempts to review the latest music releases and Cameron is off touring the world as an alt-country megastar! Can this unlikly duo pull it off??



Look who it is pulling into the bus depot!...

For the ultimate Reunion Tour!

Yes, the Love Pavilion is BACK. But this time - with a mission! To become successful!

There was a brief period, around 2003, when the Love Pavilion was about to really take off in the blog world, but we sort of imploded and never really lived up to our potential. This is mainly because we refused to do the things that make blogs popular - hang with the top bloggers, link to the right sites, write about topical issues.

Instead we chose to mainly focus on Great Jokes, which resulted in the Love Pavilion audience becoming quite loyal BUT SMALL.

Well, all that's about to change on The Love Pavilion's Tour Of Success!

Do not worry though, we are not selling out! We refuse to trade in Damon Albarn's Harbor for trendy political posts. INSTEAD...

We are going to make the Love Pavilion popular by keeping it just as it always was! That's right, more of the same old, same old, but this time with mass success! This campaign starts IMMEDIATELY.

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