tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-105133392024-03-14T08:00:47.503+11:00The Love PavilionCD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.comBlogger236125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-49462478844701955502008-04-17T14:31:00.004+10:002008-04-17T14:41:43.501+10:00First Order Of Business!<img src="http://perfectblend.net/comment/87-stu.jpg" /><br/><br/>I think the time really is right for Stu's return to Neighbours. His brothers, Ned and ...Steve? are still in the show, which gives him an actual reason to return, so it wouldn't<br/> be completely random. And they are constantly mentioning him, although they always <br/>neglectfully forget to refer to him by his "country name" of Chooka. All the Parkers are from<br/> the farm, so they really should know that he is called Chooka, not his Erinsborough name of Stu.<br/><br/>Stu will have absolutely no hassels finding work back in Ramsay St, seeing as how he is a policeman, member of the Australian Defence Force, nurse, Life Mechanics leader, and blind person, amongst 50 other career choices he has made.<br/><br/>Ideally of course, we would want to use Stuart to replace his wooden plank of a brother, Ned. An acceptable storyline would probably be one where Ned died and Stu got custody of Mickey. See, this would force Stu back to the street. OF COURSE, no one wants Mickey to stick around, but it would be cruel to kill a 6 year old. <s>....or WOULD IT</s>.<br/><br/>Perhaps Mickey could find some sort of Time Machine, and transport himself 10 years into the future. We would all know he was safe and sound, but he would not have to be on our TV screens. Stu Parker could of course come back to Ramsy St to solve the Great Mystery! And he would stay to win our hearts.<br/>CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-27721823335447543882008-04-17T14:24:00.003+10:002008-04-17T14:44:09.623+10:00The Devil's Water It Aint' So Sweet<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/crystalstarkey/the_killers_270.jpg" /><br/><br/>I think I may re-launch the Love Pavilion!<br/><br/>It is all based on the fact that I was thinking about Brandon Flowers, and realised I haven't been campainging for his solo career/disposal of the ugly members in a long time. And I think that is just because I have not had a suitable outlet, such as the LP.<br/><br/>I came by blogger for for a "quick visit" and realised I still have the LP set up in an acceptable layout, so WHY NOT RELAUNCH? <br/>CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1146807892756283462006-05-05T15:44:00.000+10:002006-05-05T15:48:10.793+10:00Big Brother Favourite - CHANGE!<b>Krystal</b> is OUT, <b>Anna</b> is IN.<br /><br /><img src="http://i3.tinypic.com/x5ywlh.jpg"><br /><br />Anna is my new House Hero! She's like Ben from Big Brother 3 (remember Ben??)<br /><br /><a href="http://ausculture.com">Jess Ausculture</a> is coming around to Anna as well, and has some pretty good reasons why! She's also doing surprisingly well on the official popularity poll...it's kinda strange, because you'd <i>think</i> everyone would hate her, but there's almost something LIKEABLE about her...CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1146720496157334732006-05-04T15:24:00.000+10:002006-05-04T15:28:16.183+10:00Finally, something to love about Neighbours<img src="http://tinypic.com/x4kyz6.jpg"><br /><br /><b>KenNEDy</b> are what we've spent our whole lives waiting for. The music stylings of <b>The Right Prescription</b> with (literally) an added dose of <b>Ned!</b><br /><br />This has been a surprisingly comedic storyline so far, and for once we can honestly say, well done Neighbours!CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1146621014716665962006-05-03T11:46:00.000+10:002006-05-03T11:51:31.746+10:00SOME FACTS<img src="http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:sHVH3VLo2rp8-M:images.amazon.com/images/P/B000BGR18W.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg"><br /><br />- This album is surprisingly FANTASTIC. It's a little bit country, a little bit Jesus, and 100% BALLADS. All the things we love!! <b>4 Dogs.</b><br /><br />- <a href="http://www.wearescientists.com/news/">We Are Scientists are the best ever.</a>CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1146620150573417492006-05-03T11:33:00.000+10:002006-05-03T11:35:50.596+10:00Best Thing About Neighbours For The Week<img src="http://www.perfectblend.net/neighbourhood/bio/kennedy-karl.jpg"> <img src="http://perfectblend.net/neighbourhood/bio/parker-ned.jpg"><br /><br /><b>Karl</b> and <b>Ned's</b> band name - "Ken<b>NED</b>y".CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1146447355670669522006-05-01T11:31:00.000+10:002006-05-01T11:35:55.686+10:00Big Brother!We are firmly behind my namesake, <b>Krystal!:</b><br /><br /><img src="http://www.sundaytimes.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5144939,00.jpg"><br /><br />She's amazingly great, isn't she? And much better than the last Krystal they had on, who was a disgrace to the name!<br /><br /><img src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/31/200_eviction.jpg"><br /><br />The best story about the new Krystal is <a href="http://www.behindbigbrother.com/showarticle.php?articleID=755">this one</a><br /><br /><b>"In the photoshoot, Krystal has assumed the name of "Crystal".</b> Amazing!<br /><br />Even though I'm of course glad she chose the correct spelling of the name for her semi-porn career, I hate that it reinforces the view that all people called <b>Crystal</b> are strippers. We are not!!CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1146442405932910792006-05-01T10:09:00.000+10:002006-05-01T10:14:39.333+10:00Neighbours Spoiler!We're going to need the Top Secret Oasis Invisible Ink for this one!<br /><br /><img src="http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:8vFjIIhWf8xlSM:www.lirycs.obornikionline.pl/images/oasis2.jpg" /><br /><br />Highlight to be spoiled!: [[<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">"Sky is pregnant - TO STINGRAY!!<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">]]<br /><br />It's not 100% confirmed yet, unfortunately. It is however 100% hilarious!<br /><br /><br /></span></span>CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1146355835874283642006-04-30T10:01:00.000+10:002006-04-30T10:10:35.893+10:00Jewel Has A New Album!<img src="http://www.los40.com/los40/media/200604/21/actualidad/noticias/20060421l40l40not_7_Ies_SCO.jpg"><br /><br />It's called <b>Goodbye Alice In Wonderland</b>.<br /><br /><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a4/Movie_alice_in_wonderland_flowers.jpg/250px-Movie_alice_in_wonderland_flowers.jpg"><br /><i>See ya!</i><br /><br /><b>Alice In Wonderland</b> is an amazing film, isn't it? At least Jewel didn't call it Goodbye Care Bears In Wonderland, because then we couldn't be able to proclaim that the album is pretty good! <br /><br />The best song is the title track, followed by the single Again And Again. We've always sort of liked Jewel, but never really dared say so, after she <a href="http://cfbgoespop.livejournal.com">shushed someone</a>. <br /><br />HOWEVER - this is officially kicking off our first theme week of the comeback tour - <b>JEWEL WEEK!</b><br /><br />Let's start things off with a list hey?<br /><br /><b>Top 5 Jewel Songs:</b><br /><br />1. Foolish Games<br />2. Hands<br />3. 2 Become 1<br />4. Goodbye Alice In Wonderland<br />5. I Was Meant For YouCD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1146304383657199392006-04-29T19:39:00.000+10:002006-04-29T19:53:03.670+10:00You Can't Escape My Biology!!<img src="http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:56aXUGvpRpJejM:www.aquila.free.fr/einstein.jpg"><br /><br />Quite literally!<br /><br />This time last year, it was all about <b>Popstar Chefs</b> and cooking up a storm in the kitchen with Kaiser Chefs, the Spillers and a whole lot more. However this year it's quite a different trend altogether - <b>Popstar Scientists!</b><br /><br />There's not only <b>Girls Aloud</b> with their Biology and Chemistry lessons, there's also the two best new bands this year:<br /><br />1. The Research<br /><br />& <br /><br />2. We Are Scientists<br /><br />Again, quite literally!<br /><br /><img src="http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:WzAlOMqOxd1yWM:www.themodernage.org/uploaded_images/wasgroup-710440.jpg"><br /><br />As is tradition around here, we need to pit them against each other in a battle to discover who are the best Popstar Scientists!<br /><br />On the one hand, The Research are just as their name suggests, committed to the study of science and its consequences for society. On the otherhand, as THEIR name suggests, We Are Scientists sure are!<br /><br />The WASs are also as it happens Amazing Detectives. But, that's another post for another time. ALSO - they are Popstar Chefs as well, as they explain in their hit single <b>The Great Eggs Crepe!</b> So they definitely win our hearts!CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1146299803776720622006-04-29T18:11:00.000+10:002006-04-29T18:36:43.790+10:00New Movie News!As a pretty prolific script writer, I'm always coming up with great ideas for television shows and blockbuster movies. Since the Love Pavilion re-opened recently, I've already been asked many many times, 'what's on the boil at the moment?'<br /><br />Well, PLENTY. <br /><br />Not least of all:<br /><br /><img src="http://i3.tinypic.com/wr1dgi.jpg"><br /><br />A new comedy/adventure film staring the Adams brothers! In it, New York based rock superstar <b>Ryan Adams</b> discovers an amazing secret - he has a ginger-haired journalist brother in Melbourne, Australia!<br /><br />For some (yet-to-be-determined) reason, the brothers have to trade places! It's just like the movie...er, Trading Places! Hilarity ensures as Ryan attempts to review the latest music releases and Cameron is off touring the world as an alt-country megastar! Can this unlikly duo pull it off??CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1146297276712998322006-04-29T17:41:00.000+10:002006-04-29T17:54:36.726+10:00WELCOME BACKLook who it is pulling into the bus depot!...<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/tourbussmall.jpg"><br /><br />For the ultimate Reunion Tour!<br /><br />Yes, the Love Pavilion is BACK. But this time - with a mission! To become successful! <br /><br />There was a brief period, around 2003, when the Love Pavilion was about to really take off in the blog world, but we sort of imploded and never really lived up to our potential. This is mainly because we refused to do the things that make blogs popular - hang with the top bloggers, link to the right sites, write about topical issues.<br /><br />Instead we chose to mainly focus on Great Jokes, which resulted in the Love Pavilion audience becoming quite loyal BUT SMALL.<br /><br />Well, all that's about to change on <b>The Love Pavilion's Tour Of Success!</b><br /><br />Do not worry though, we are not selling out! We refuse to trade in <b>Damon Albarn's Harbor</b> for trendy political posts. INSTEAD...<br /><br />We are going to make the Love Pavilion popular by keeping it just as it always was! That's right, more of the same old, same old, but this time with mass success! This campaign starts IMMEDIATELY.CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1118458759989100962005-06-11T12:40:00.000+10:002005-06-11T12:59:19.993+10:00Kaiser Chiefs - New Job(s)!Thanks to TOTP online, The Kaiser Chefs have packed up their saucepans and have gone home.<br /><br />But WHAT can they do now?<br /><br />Well, the answer obviously lies in the title of their debut album!<br /><br /><img src="http://www.hmv.com.au/product_images/970026.jpg"><br /><br /><b>The Kaiser Chiefs - Employment (Specialists)!</b><br /><br />It's worked already, because it's already found them a new job!<br /><br />And there are a LOT of other popstars/celebrities around who need the services of the Chiefs - and they are more than willing to help!<br /><br />Perhaps <b>Chris Martin</b> will be dropping in for an appointment!:<br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/crystalstarkey/9e4c9344.jpg"><br /><br />Recently both Chris's songs and lizovationg have been substandard (see: X&Y, the current LP layout). So evidentially, Chris is in need of a new career direction! Chris, come round, have a talk to the guys, and we'll fix you up with a new resume and list of possible new careers! There are currently NO vacancies in the position of 'Duck Feeder' though, so I've been notified. Still, perhaps we can find you something. If not, there may be a fortnightly payment you qualify for.CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1118453490550232542005-06-11T11:30:00.000+10:002005-06-11T11:31:30.550+10:00Cameron Adam's Oasis Review<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/crystalstarkey/dontbelievethetruth.jpg">CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1118010443498429692005-06-06T08:19:00.000+10:002005-06-06T08:36:10.886+10:00Who Can, eg, Say?Even though I'm still not 100% convinced it's not <a href="http://filmica.blogspot.com">Fop</a> himself "banging this out" <a href="http://postmoronic.blogspot.com/">I'm On Your Computer</a> is my favourite thing EVER.CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com179tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1117944926693140712005-06-05T14:15:00.000+10:002005-06-05T14:40:14.413+10:00THE DOGS ARE BACK... FOR THE REVIEWING EVENT OF THE YEAROASIS - DON'T BELIEVE THE TRUTH<img src="http://www.sanity.com.au/coverscan/620000/615612.jpg"><br /><br />Wow. I am actually so <i>*impressed*</i>. This album is GREAT.<br /><br />Before we get into the track-by-track, some general observations:<br /><br /><li>It doesn't sound like a 'typical' Oasis album at all. Have they actually, whisper it...<i>progressed?</i> Well not really, it's as old fashioned as they come. But it's a million light years leap for Oasis.<br /><li>The "Wall Of Sound" has gone! Good, I never liked it much in the first place.<br /><li>The extremely democratic dividing up of vocals/songwriting works a lot better than I had thought it would.<br /><br />Right. Track-By-Track!<br /><br /><b>Don't Believe The Truth Reviewed By Crystal Gallagher-Starr, and special guest Stu!</b><br /><br /><b>1. Turn Up The Sun</b><br />Some things never change, and Oasis are still writing songs about the sun. And how it shines. This song is only the first of about 16 references to the sky on this album. I will always question the choice to have the album opener penned by Andy Bell, but it is pretty good.<br /><br /><i>'They got so blind, that they could not see'</i><br /><br /><b>Stu:</b> Oh, so opposed to all the blind people that CAN see?<br /><b>Crystal:</b> It's alright Stu, I know you're still a little sensitive about 'blind' issues. My favourite line in this song is <i>I can't find the "C"</i>. I'm right here guys!<br /><b>Stu:</b> I think they mean the Key. They are pretty bad at finding notes.<br /><b>Crystal:</b> STU! Do you want to get kicked off the review!? Show some damn respect.<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"> <br /><br /><br /><b>2. Mucky Fingers</b><br /><br />This really DOES sound like the Velvet Underground. Noel even <i>sings</i> like Lou Reed. I wasn't really expecting that "turn of events". But even if Noel is barely respecting copyright, at least he isn't ripping off Strawberry Fields Forever for the 50 millionth time. In other places, he shows that he has been hanging around with Brandon Flowers by warning "You'll get your fingers burned". I love it.<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"> <br /><br /><br /><b>3. Lyla</b><br /><br />This has really grown on me a lot. Hated it at first, then sort-of liked it, now I'm up to quite liking it.<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg" <img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/halfbonzadoglittle.jpg"> <br /><br /><br /><b>4. Love Like A Bomb</b><br /><br /><b>Stu:</b> This doesn't sound very legal...<br /><b>Crystal:</b> It's alright Stu, it's mostly a metaphor. You like those.<br /><b>Stu:</b> That I do.<br /><br />It's a proper Oasis love song here. They usually keep them hidden away for b-sides. But this one's written by Liam, presumably about Nicole Appleton (she would hope). It's very excellent! <br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"> <br /><br /><br /><b>5. The Importance Of Being Idle</b><br /><br />What is JUST GREAT, I would like to point out here, is that Noel sings all the songs he has written (except Lyla). Come on the "Noel Solo Career!"<br /><br />Anyway, this song is nothing like an Oasis song. Which SHOULD be a bad thing, in my books. But it's NOT a bad thing. It is a brilliant thing. I can't think of any other Oasis song this sounds like...maybe something off The Masterplan, at a stretch. Anyway, it's at this point I become very impressed with where this album is 'heading'.<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/halfbonzadoglittle.jpg"> <br /><br /><br /><b>6. Meaning Of Soul</b><br /><br />This only goes for 1:42! Is this the same Oasis who at one stage thought 7:36 was a 'short' play length?<br /><br />I so badly love the lyrics Liam has laid down in this one:<br /><br /><i>"I'm a different breed<br />I'm outta your league<br />I'm 10 out of 10, alright."</i><br /><br />Alright, indeed! I agree.<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"> <br /><br /><br /><b>7. Guess God Thinks I'm Abel</b><br /><br />It's a bit presumptuous to say what Cameron thinks until we've read Thursday's official review, but ok.<br /><br />I've read that this is meant to be a message from Liam to Noel, but...the opening line is "I could be your lover".<br /><br />Then there's "I'd get round to loving you, is that such a crime?"<br /><br /><b>Stu:</b> Possibly incest.<br /><b>Crystal:</b> Let's just hope this song has little/nothing to do with the Liam & Noel relationship.<br /><br />Anyway, subject matter aside, it is FUCKING GREAT. The possible best song on the album written by Liam! Who knew!<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"> <br /><br /><br /><b>8. Part Of The Queue</b><br /><br />Another Noel written/sung track. And another absolute winner. Again, this really doesn't sound much like an Oasis song, but it's great.<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/halfbonzadoglittle.jpg"> <br /><br /><br /><b>9. Keep The Dream Alive</b><br /><br /><b>Stu:</b> "I'm at the crossroads." Along the freeway of life, I'm assuming.<br /><b>Crystal:</b> Well you certainly would.<br /><br />This is by Andy Bell, and it's pretty alright, I have to admit. Even if he really SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED to write Oasis songs, just out of principle.<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/halfbonzadoglittle.jpg"> <br /><br /><br /><b>10. A Bell Will Ring</b><br /><br />The only bad song on the album. It's written by Gem. He should really put that pen RIGHT DOWN, and go back to doing what it is that he does. (He plays the guitar or something, doesn't he)<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"> <br /><br /><br /><b>11. Let There Be Love</b><br /><br />Cameron!!! I have a special, SPECIAL request!! Please call this their very own Wonderwall. Or at least say it's their new Wonderwall, or this album's Wonderwall. Do it!<br /><br />OK, now THIS song sounds like vintage Oasis. It's really the only one that does. And it's a brilliant end to the album. It's like Acquiesce Part II with Liam and Noel both on vocals. Awww.<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"> <br /><br /><br /><b>All Over Verdict:</b><br /><br />I LOVE it. I had fairly low expectations, what with that fact that Noel didn't write much, but I admit I was wrong. The other songs are almost as good, especially the Liam ones.<br /><br />It really IS their best album since Definitely Maybe!<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/bonzadoglittle.jpg"><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/halfbonzadoglittle.jpg">CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1117930979815110442005-06-05T10:10:00.000+10:002005-06-05T10:22:59.823+10:00Pop Mechanics With StuRev up your engines - Stu's back to solve all of Pop's problems Life Mechanic's style!<br /><br /><img src="http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/bonzabud/stulittel.jpg"><br /><br /><b>Crystal:</b> Hi Stu!<br /><b>Stu:</b> G'day!<br /><b>Crystal:</b> Stu, I'm so glad you could make it in today. We have a very serious question we need your help with...<br /><b>Stu:</b> Absolutely! What is it?<br /><b>Crystal:</b> How, exactly, can Ricki-Lee get her career out of first gear? And then possibly, into the fast lane of success.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.sanity.com.au/coverscan/625000/621359.jpg"><br /><br /><b>Stu:</b> <s>Are you sure you want to know</s>. Actually, I think you need look no further than the LYRICS OF HER SONG!<br /><b>Crystal:</b> I had a feeling it would be something like this. Where do the answers lay Stu?<br /><b>Stu:</b> Well, in the second line of Hell No, Ricki-Lee informs us that <i>"The traffic hits you like you're no good"</i>.<br /><b>Crystal:</b> <s>She is no good. I would hit her with my car too</s>. Hmmm...I think I see what you're saying. But could you elaborate?<br /><b>Stu:</b> When you hit 3rd gear, and get into some heavy traffic along the freeway of life, it's no wonder it will 'hit you'. With a Top Ten single hopefully!<br /><b>Crystal:</b> Excellent! So, Ricki-Lee is going to be alright then?<br /><b>Stu:</b> <s>Unfortunately</s>. Yes! She's going to be just fine.<br /><b>Crystal:</b> Thanks Stu!<br /><b>Stu:</b> Any time!CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1117929846880131382005-06-05T10:03:00.000+10:002005-06-05T10:05:18.386+10:00Extreme Crazy Frog Appreciation Mania<br><br>No, I'm just kidding.<br /><br /><br /><br />OR AM I?<br /><br /><br /><i>To be continued</i>CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1117844851223018292005-06-04T10:19:00.000+10:002005-06-04T10:27:31.226+10:00Moderately Amusing Neighbours Moment Appreciation Mania<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/crystalstarkey/080605oz.jpg"><br /><br />My Neighbours viewing has been so random lately...I've missed Our Stu's engagement, and I don't even want to KNOW what is going on in that Lyn/Bobby/Susan love triangle.<br /><br />I did like this bit last night though.<br /><br />(Bree has written a list of things Janelle does wrong as a mother)<br /><br /><b>Bree:</b> Number 32 (something about Mr Whippy)<br /><b>Janelle:</b> Well I'm not bloody Cher! I can't turn back time!<br /><b>Bree:</b> Funny you should mention that. Number 33 - "Cher is not classical music."<br /><br />Also, according to Neighbours.com, on Monday "Sky fails dismally as a secret agent." Can you just IMAGINE the movie!...CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1117683463655813942005-06-02T13:26:00.000+10:002005-06-02T13:37:43.660+10:00Crystal Gallagher & The Blue Cakes Vs The BBC TOTP WebsiteThis is one case Stu does NOT need to investigate. It is pretty open and shut.<br /><br /><b>The Story So Far:</b><br /><br />About 5 weeks ago, I posted the following picture, with an accompaning highlarious post:<br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/crystalstarkey/kaiserchefs.jpg"><br /><br />The Great Joke of the Kaiser Chefs was born.<br /><br />And continued:<br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/crystalstarkey/rickyvarious_046.jpg"><br /><br />Since then, we have ALL enjoyed the non-stop hilarity that naturally results when popstars decide to cook.<br /><br />Including, apparently, the BBC's TOTP website.<br /><br />Who have decided to go down THIS road:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/interviews/banners/kaiser_chiefs.gif"><br /><br />It's a road that's going to lead them straight towards a law suit. I will NOT tolerate this. I've already fired off two complaints, and more will follow if need be.<br /><br />This will become the campaign to end all campaigns, if necessary.CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1117679502339736792005-06-02T12:27:00.000+10:002005-06-02T12:31:42.343+10:00Meanwhile......Whilst I'm still not over the revelations in the post below, the two best things in the world did come together this morning:<br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/crystalstarkey/016585013377.jpg"><br /><br />Also, Cameron HATES* the Coldplay album! He has really let Chris's betrayal spoil things.<br /><br />*Well, he gave it three and a half stars, but I was expecting four and a half, possibly more. 3.5 is very very low for him.CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1117667668147906422005-06-02T09:11:00.000+10:002005-06-02T09:14:28.150+10:00FUCK THIS SHITLook what <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/news/interviews/2005/05/24/19565.shtml">Top Of The Pops have done.</a>:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/interviews/banners/kaiser_chiefs.gif"><br /><br />I can't actually compose myself for a proper post at the moment, but rest assured, this is SO FAR FROM OVER it's not funny.CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1117596432013828822005-06-01T13:14:00.000+10:002005-06-01T13:27:12.016+10:00Don't Cook Back In Anger!<img src="http://re2.mm-a.yimg.com/image/857624091"><br /><br />I've just downloaded a <b>Don't Believe The Truth</b> bonus track called "Pass Me Down The Wine". <br /><br />NOW. If the title alone isn't 'foody' enough for you, then how about one of the lines in it: <i>"Gonna stop the hunger"</i>.<br /><br />Gonna stop the hunger! By cooking some great food, I'll bet!!<br /><br /><br /><b>& In More Evil Popstar Cooking News...</b><br /><br />I was listening to the Spice Girl's track "My Strongest Suit" yesterday, and the first line is of course, unfortunately, Mel C informing us that:<br /><br /><i>"I believe in looking, like my time on earth is cooking."</i><br /><br />If SHE thinks that she is getting her own cooking show, well she'd better just swiftly THINK AGAIN.CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1117413908395366902005-05-30T10:30:00.000+10:002005-05-30T10:45:08.400+10:00Mistaken IdentityYou know...as far as Delta Goodrem and cooking goes, we really didn't think it got any better than discovering that she was Born To Fry and Lost Without Stew. <br /><br />AND THEN. We realised that what she really loved most of all was...<br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/crystalstarkey/alittlebluecake.jpg"><br /><br /><b>A Little Blue Cake</b>.<br /><br />OMG, Delta is the QUEEN of the popstar chefs. Even the Kaiser Chefs cannot match her abilities!CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10513339.post-1117412695030105752005-05-30T10:00:00.000+10:002005-05-30T10:24:55.036+10:00Ricki-Lee's Guide To ImprovementThe party invite is back!<br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/crystalstarkey/rickileebeatles.jpg"><br /><br /><i>Previously on Ricki-Lee's Guide To Improvement:</i><br /><br /><a href="http://skysmagicalmysterytour.blogspot.com/2004/10/ricki-lees-guide-to-improvement.html">Michelangelo learns what real art is, as I re-paint the Sistine Chapel!</a><br /><br /><a href="http://skysmagicalmysterytour.blogspot.com/2004/10/ricki-lees-guide-to-improvement_19.html">E=mc2... OR DOES IT? I give Einstein a few home truths!</a><br /><br /><a href="http://skysmagicalmysterytour.blogspot.com/2004/10/ricki-lees-guide-to-improvement_20.html">The World Of Literature TAKES NOTE as I give Shakespeare and some other amateurs some writing tips!</a><br /><br /><br />Hello! It's me, Ricki-Lee back, saying HELL NO to anything that is old and uncool!<br /><br />First of all, let me just talk about that new Oasis song! It's from the olden days! What they really <i>should</i> have done, is instead of getting one of the Beatle's kids in on drums, is they should have got in Chaka Khan's daughter! Now SHE'D bring in a party invite or two!<br /><br />In fact, I can't believe the state of the charts at the moment! THANK GOD for the Crazy Frog. Now <i>that's</i> a modern day superstar! He is also my GREATEST HERO.<br /><br />But what I've quickly just dropped in to complain about is all this cooking that is going on in here! Cooking is so old fashioned! I mean, I really want my own show, but I just refuse to prepare and bake my own food. So - get ready for <b>Ricki-Lee's Microwave Magic!</b> And my on-the-road special segment <b>Ricki-Lee's Drive Thru Adventures!</b><br /><br />See you all then!<br /><br /><b>Ricki-Lee xxx</b>CD GALLAGHERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17348452630133183658noreply@blogger.com0